So i seemed to have forgotten. That swimming while drunk and naked is the most awesome thing ever. i just got done swimming shitfaced, and naked for like two hours. GLORIOUS. Don't ever let me forget this again. This weekend is going to kick ass. Tomorrow *er, today* i'm gonna be in Vacaville with hella of my good friends at the Freak Walk for Cajun night hanging out with the old white and black people, as Tou'Saint so beautifully put it. Then after that we're drinking at someone's house..whose i'm not quite sure yet...but somewheres. Then on Saturday i'm taking my dad to a Giants game. He doesn't know this yet...but i dropped around 160 bucks for some kickass tickets two rows back from the field on the first base line. i won't tell him how much i paid, he'll get pissed at me...but i need some Pappy time. Poor Matt Cain is gonna be pitching...and if he loses *which the Giants ALWAYS lose to the god damn A's* i'll be a sad puppy..Cause that guy pitches his ass off...and i'm almost positive that he's 2-3...and it's for the most part not his fault. Poor guy. i hope he gets a W on Saturday. Anyway...time for bed...i'm in such a loving mood right now..it kicks ass.
Hey - - anyone wanna go with me to the new porn shoppe in Vacaville to spray lube on the Christains picketing?? i want to attack them with lube and dildos so f-ing bad...Seriously..can you fucking believe this shit?!
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