Subsequent events were her vindication.: Death! DEATH!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Death! DEATH!

So, i strike yet again. i honestly hate being me sometimes. i am such a fool. A FOOL! Allow me to explain.

i have been taking an online environmental science class this semester. i've been doing pretty good in the class. i have my final tomorrow *yes a final on a saturday morning..how fucked up is that?*...i also had a huge presentation and nine page paper that i did this week, so needless to say this week was kind of a blur. So after a night of drinking in Vacaville and getting to bed at hmm...around 6:30 in the morning....i slither to work at Armijo. i help out some of the kids with a powerpoint of theirs and get home at around 5 o'clock. It was at this time i realized that yes, it is Friday and yes...i have a final tomorrow..and no....i don't have a scantron yet. i call the bookstore..they close at 3 on fridays...no, they are not open on weekends...and yes, i am completely fucked. My sister had a scantron...the wrong one. i e-mailed my teacher and a classmate of mine promising him my first born child if he had an extra scantron. No one has answered yet. i called every person that ever went to college for even a day to ask them if they had any scantrons....nope.

why am i such a freakin' mess?

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Learning/Brain bettering

98. Learn how to make Mama's spaghetti.
95. Get a 3.3 GPA.
94. Memorize five of Shakespeare's sonnets.
79. Re-learn how to fold paper cranes and hang 1000 of them from my ceiling.
64. Read "Mein Kampf”.
46. Learn a card trick.
42. Improve my classical music knowledge.
33. Learn to play a song on the guitar.
32. Learn to type without looking at the keyboard.
30. Learn how to take decent photographs.
26. Get better at Chess.
25. Learn how to change the oil in my car.
24. Learn how to change a tire.
23. Perfect driving a manual car.
19. Take an advanced poetry writing class.
17. Memorize all of the U.S. and their capitals.
12. Learn how to cook bacon
11. Learn French.
9. Take a painting class.
7. Learn to read music.
2. Read the complete works of Anne Rice.
1. Read The Bible
42. Improve my classical music knowledge.

Things that require will power

Travel/Things to see/Things that require traveling

97. Watch a live Cirque Du Soleil show.
88. Visit all of the States.
85. Go on a cruise.
83. Spend a day in San Francisco alone.
78. Ride on a train.
77. Visit my family in Missouri.
70. Go and see an opera.
67. Go to Las Vegas and actually have a good time.
62. Climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower
58. See the Aurora Borealis.
40. Build a sandcastle.
44. Go ice skating in San Francisco.
43. See Bjork in concert again.
39. Participate in the Bay to Breakers.
34. See a live ballet performance by an excellent company.
20. See Hugh Grant in the flesh.
16. Listen to Li Young Lee read one of his poems
13. See a Broadway production on actual Broadway.
10. See it snow in live action.
8. Go to a Lisa Williams show.
6. Go to a football game.
5. Visit the MoMA in New York.
4. Go wine tasting in Napa.
3. Visit the greater part of western Europe

Random

100. Complete one year of Project 365.
99. Build a fort out of chairs and sheets, spend an hour in it.
96. Write a piece of fan mail.
92. Identify 100 things that make me happy.
91. Go somewhere cool with my dad.
90. Fix my purses that need fixen'.
87. Plan my funeral.
86. Beautify my desk space at Armijo.
81. Get fingerprinted at District Office.
80. Shoot a gun.
84. Find a new lipstick color that suits me.
75. Start and finish Europe scrapbook from first trip.
73. Go laser tagging.
68. Get someone else to do the 101 Goals list.
66. Frame the various pieces of art i have put away.
53. Get a colon cleanse.
51. Make a soundtrack for my life.
50. Meditate for at least 30 minutes nightly before bed for one week.
45. Send in a secret to Postsecret.
38. Create a portrait of my dogs.
27. Watch all 100 of the Greatest Films of all time.
21. See every episode of Will & Grace.
15. Throw something at Akon.