Subsequent events were her vindication.: Missionary Position

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Missionary Position

So, i know what i want for my Christmas present this year. i want a calendar. But not just any calendar.. i want this calendar. It's a mormon calendar. Twelve fine ass guys who are former Mormon missionaries *as in they already completed their missions and are living their lives as mormats* agreed to pose topless for the calendar *it of course donates hella of the money to charity*. The 2009 calendar is released on September 1, 2008... So hop to it bitches!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: This is the kind of thing that we would joke about. I am in complete awe that something like this exists. I might buy it for you simply because I can't have one myself. Can you imagine me explaining to Robby that I purchased the calender for reasons pertaining to humor ONLY? Like he'd buy that! So I just may have to live vicariously through you. You have to promise me this, however. That you WILL, promptly on the first of each month, take a picture and email it to me. Deal?; July 16, 2008 at 8:49 AM
Flo said...: F*ck Google Calendars, I want that one too.; July 16, 2008 at 11:37 PM

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95. Get a 3.3 GPA.
94. Memorize five of Shakespeare's sonnets.
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